What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:44
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No
Me : Thank you.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Why is every human messed up in some way?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Do girls ever miss their first love?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : Sure.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
What are some of your shocking stories?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Tea ?
Me : I don't drink
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
What do you think about me (Aditya Krishna)?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : So, are you seeing someone?